Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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