SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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