The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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