You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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