I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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