So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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