STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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