i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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