I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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