Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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