David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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