You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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