I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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