Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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