gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
