so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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