I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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