your thong is hanging out like whoa
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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