As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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