butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
My vagina is very pro this idea
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
