Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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