I cut my penus on the lid.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He shit in the fireplace
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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