Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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