Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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