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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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