question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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