smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
This toilet bowl is my home.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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