i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I am one with the molecules
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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