32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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