I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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