You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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