Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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