Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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