talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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