Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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