Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Let's paint friendship bongs
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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