Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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