i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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