Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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