Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my sisters under your porch take her home
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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