I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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