NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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