a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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