What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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