are you still at the devil's house?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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