when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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