I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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