Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Randomize
