She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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