just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Small penises have feelings too.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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