he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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