This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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