No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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